The Dread Terrors of the Internets

You know what creeps me out on the internet more than pedo bear, ermahgerd grrl, and pretty much every other meme and crazy thing out there? (This is not a challenge, internet.)

Mandogs.

This is not a mandog. This is merely a happy dog. I like happy dogs. They are cute.

Mandogs are pictures of dogs that look TOO MUCH, I repeat, TOO MUCH like people. Some of them are photoshopped. Some of them are dogs photographed in unfortunate moments. And some are unholy mixes of mutt* and man.

*Mutt is not meant as a derogatory term, merely an alliterate one.

Okay.

Ready?

Prepare yourself.

MANDOG

Okay maybe this one doesn't freak you out. It's not too creepy,it's just sort of...got a twisted face. And big, round eyes, that can stare DIRECTLY INTO YOUR SOUL. 

Also, please don't think I'm being sexist when I call them Mandogs. It's very possible some of these dogs are female. Like the one below specifically. It's just what ended up sticking.

MANDOG

PHOTOSHOPPED MANDOG

I'm doing my best to find the original image - my first Mandog, you might say. (Or not.) But apparently Mandog isn't really a "thing" and there's not really a "database" and you can't quite "easily find things on the internet." Just as well. You'd stop sleeping. Guaranteed.

Also do yourself a favor and don't google creepy dog and then spend fifteen minutes scrolling through, it just...no.

WELL ANYWAY I guess I'll talk about fitness now or something.

Monday was a fail day. I was feeling like absolute crap, and while my respiratory was going strong, my legs were just not cooperating-I only made it 7 minutes running, called it quits and did my weight routine, which left me a jello mess and wimpy afterwards. So today I had LOST TIME TO MAKE UP. LIKE A BOSS.

And killed it. 15 minutes solid running, weight routine described as before plus two fifteen second full body planks (meant to do a full minute, failed miserably), and left feeling like a jello-y mess but a GOOD one. And then I ate an epic dinner and now I feel kind of sick because of my lousy stomach but I guess I'll go see a doctor or something soon I GUESS.

Anyway, enjoy the mandogs! Or not. Obviously not.

Disclaimer: these pictures are not mine. I don't keep pictures of mandogs. Nor do I keep mandogs. They are terrible.